The Tester's Prayer

The Tester's Prayer

Oh Lord, give us our daily bugs;

and the wisdom to find the solution or pass the blame.

Oh Lord, help us find the problems before the developers;

for if they fix the problems there may be none for us left to find.

Oh Lord, make sure that developers dont fix their problems properly;

for it gives us time to sit and relax.

Oh Lord, grant us the patience when same problem comes again and again;

for some things are better left unfixed for us to find.

Oh Lord, grant us serenity when all things work fine;

and the belief that things will soon fall in line.

Thanks to everyone who contributed and helped refine this over the years :)